Draper

To "draper" is to blow someone off, no matter how important, for something more self-indulgent.

Even though the Lucky Strike presentation is due today, I think I'll draper the afternoon and go bang my kid's teacher instead.

by punchmyface December 15, 2010

Deader n shit

Anything that is obviously dead and has been dead for a while.

Bubba told his friend Ned that Cooter, his yella dog, got hit by a truck. Ned asked Bubba if Cooter got hurt. Bubba blubbered "Cooter was deader n shit."

by Bigalfa1 July 27, 2008

Sam Draper

The Worlds Greatest Skater.

Dude I Tre flipped The 7 Set Today
Wow You'll be Sam Draper In No Time.

by CorpseRagger April 25, 2009

Poop drawer

The biggest rookie mistake that anyone can make, but just know, if mummy finds the poop drawer, you're in big trouble

Brother: I wonder what is in this drawer
You: NO PLEASE DONT OPEN THAT
Brother: omg is this a poop drawer?
You: no please dont tell mommy

by Nig bird September 26, 2019

dradey

"a small child with braids."
pronounced dray dee

look at that little dradey! hes so cute!

by imApirate July 18, 2006

drawer lock

Pulling out the bathroom vanity drawer when the bathroom door is closed so that the door just hits the drawer instead of opening should someone try.

"I tried to sneak into the bathroom while Kelly was taking a shower but the door would only open a crack and no more! She drawer locked it!"

by slagulor December 2, 2011

Drapering

The process of pricing a good or service to make it seem like a better deal, i.e. $19.99 as opposed to $20. Named for ad exec extraordinaire Don Draper from Mad Men.

Nobody was willing to buy my tacos for $4. But I sold a ton of them by drapering the price to $3.89.

by HoseA November 16, 2013