douchesterbate

to stroke your ego about something inconsequential

Alan is such a douchesterbater... Homecoming king in a class of thirty!

by brewster1 February 24, 2014

douches

Used in referance to "duces" . Another way to say goodbye.

see ya later chuck. alright then douches.

by SqurrelNutz January 21, 2012

douchesnorter

someone who snorts douche (cum) and enjoys it.

fuck, that guys such a fucking douchesnorter.

by Ralfa February 29, 2008

douchestache

(n): a mustache grown to make one wonder, "Is this person a douchebag?"

(n): mustache worn by a known douchebag that ruins all mustaches for a person

ugh, great, now that douchestache ruins all facial hair for me.

ohhhh lord look at his mustache.
mustache? more like a douchestache.

by wildblueeyes November 26, 2010

douchesicle

To freeze vinegar and water in a phallic shape for the purpose of sucking and/or practicing falacio.

Lets make douchesicles tonight!

by Laura the Explorer December 9, 2008

DoucheSnozzle

1.Something that sounds like it could be a german Liquore
2.Another word for douchebag

Random joe. Lets go get some doucheSnozzles!

Dumbass1. Your a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass2. Your mom is a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass3. Fucking douchesnozzles...

by Josh February 16, 2005

Doucheshack

It is a slang word used for, Juice Shack. Made popular in Northern California.

Hey bro, lets go to doucheshack.

by worldchmpgiants March 30, 2009