douchetenation wedding

A wedding held in a foreign location by 2 selfish douchebags who expect their friends to either pay the travel costs and everything else included in being a guest/participant, or miss the wedding.

Kylie and Josh are having a douchetenation wedding in Greece, but I actually have to pay rent/car payment/eat, so I can’t make it...their Insta feeds will look good though🙄

by Princess Kiki June 29, 2018

douchetted

an employee taking advantage of an employer continually

We were douchetted

by AProprietor November 23, 2020

Douchejerkhole

Pronounced: Doosh-eh-jerrk-hole.

(Noun) One who emits the qualities of a douchebag, jerk and asshole all at once. Usually applied to someone with an apathetic, aloof or insensitive attitude.

(Adjective) Insensitive, rude.

Person 1: My puppy died. =(
Person 2: Oh well.
Person 1: You're a douchejerkhole!

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Person 1: He canceled our date and then went out to get blazed with his friends instead.
Person 2: What a douchejerkhole thing to do!

by Catherine_x69 April 24, 2008

Douchedecon

Someone who is a total douche. It is also somewhat related to people who are chotches

You are such a douchedecon.
Stop being such a douchedecon.

by Alla Rackball October 3, 2008

doucheberry

Like a dingleberry is a turd that sticks to someone/somethings ass. A doucheberry is an ex partner who just won't go away, usually refering to a male ex(female ex's who exhibit this tendency are known as dinglebitches).

This girl I'm seeing keeps telling me her ex husband stakes out her house to see who she's dating, what a doucheberry he is.

by TripsDadisOne September 25, 2009

douchefecta

a docuhe that has 3 things or more that make him a douche.

a guy who has a harley motorcycle, tight shirt and poped-collar total douchefecta

by non-douchefecta April 24, 2010

Douchederp

A person who's a cross between a douche-bag and a herp derp.

Bill is such a douchederp!

by ladymonsterxo December 15, 2010