douchecanoe

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a douchecanoe.

by Dogodaggle September 4, 2018

doucheman

One who pees on TV's and hangs with stage 5's.

He just peed on a TV. What a doucheman.

by dubchee September 10, 2006

douchemonk

one who chooses to act like an asshole or jerk

damnit corey ur sucha douchemonk

by shawn mauger August 4, 2007

doucheband

A headband that is worn across the forehead, labeling the wearer as a supreme douchebag. They serve no legitimate purpose, other than letting passersby know that they listen to indie and/or emo music and shop at Urban Outfitters.

My forehead feels naked without my doucheband.

by LittleNepatiz March 17, 2009

douchebans

Someone who has tendencies of extreme but unanticipated douchebaggery. Such douchebaggery is often associated with immoral or highly objectionable actions. A douchebans is typically 6'5" in stature, wears silver chains, and wears notorious B.I.G. t-shirts. Often smokes low quality cigars.

Douchebans: Dude, I just stole an old lady's iPod!
Person: Omg, you're SUCH a douchebans!

Douchebans: *Eats apple and throws apple core on the ground of restaurant*
Person: What a douchebans move.

by avecsllers April 28, 2011

doucheberry

Sending emails and/or blackberry instant messages in public places where emailing should not be allowed (i.e. - at the gym, while checking out at the grocery store, while attending concerts and/or sporting events, etc). Those who doucheberry cannot stand to be parted from their phone. Some even own fashionable clips that securely fasten their blackberry to their belt and/or purse.

I sweat my ass off at the gym every evening while Conner just walks on the treadmill and doucheberrys.

by mxedkid February 26, 2008

douchecunt

the female douchebag. someone who has sex with many partners who doesn't take care of her cunt.

eww! PL is a douchecunt!!

by mer & candice May 20, 2008