Doucheatude

The level of doucheness a person has acquired. It's a well-known fact that you must show a level of 823 doucheatude to enter any Justin Bieber concert, this may take several years to acquire this amount of doucheatude. Most start the very year they learn to talk.

Henna would have been pretty cool, if her doucheatude wasn't making her so lame.

by fapalot69 November 29, 2011

Doucheaholic

A cross between a douchebag and an alcoholic

That guy is a douchebag/alcoholic. You mean a doucheaholic.

by consmellmyfart July 11, 2017

Douchecanoe

A douche that wants to be a canoe, so that it will be floating and not sinking in its own stupidity.

You fucking douchecanoe.

by TheFeatheredCap August 17, 2011

Doucheass

A word used to modify any person solely as a put-down or commonly used in a combination of put-downs.

(1) Rick, that upsidedown, backwards visor is fuckin' gay, you doucheass.

(2) That kid is a doucheass mother fuckin' faget.

by Pierce S. December 9, 2003

douchecanoe

adam.

hey have you seen douchecanoe today?" "yeah, adam is over there

by eitak yalbmert October 4, 2010

Douchecanoe

When Douchebag isn't enough.

The scummiest of guys.

And i mean SCUMMIEST.

Usually rich, good looking, but have the personality of a soda bottle. Obsessed with themselves and their image.

The kind who always try and hit on women when they are clearly not interested.

(Probably masturbate to pictures of themselves in their spare time)

Biff: " i know, you're probably thinking how lucky you are to be dating me, Aren't i amazing?, tell me im amazing."

Jennifer: "yeah..biff..you totally are.."

Biff: "i know right, i AM amazing! hey, while you pay the bill, let's talk less about me and more about..ME"

(Biff keeps talking about himself while Joe sits watching, a table over)

Joe: "Man, what a Douchecanoe."

by EubonicsAreFun October 9, 2019

Douchebanger

Person that has anal sex with a Douchebag OR A Douchemoron.

Go screw your douchebag boyfriend you douchebanger.

by shoromeo December 21, 2008