doplars afect

first discoverd by joe doplar after peeing at a bar. when you have a strong stream of urine and are going in a urinal the stream hits the wall of the urinal and sprays pee all over you hand making it seem like you have a short penis and you peed youre hand because of it

joe "you wont belive what just happend"

tim "what, what happend. DUDE did you piss on your hand! what a dumbass."

joe "NO! i was just taking a piss and the stream hit the back of the urinal and it sprayed all over my hand!"

tim "Ha sucks for you. what are you gonna call this phenomena?"

joe "im calling it the doplars afect!!"

tim "NICE"

by eh_rick_G May 12, 2009

doppelbanger

doppelbanger: (n.) a guy who gets girls drunk and then has sex with them (usually in a darkened room) while pretending to be their boyfriend

doppelbang (v.): to intentionally get a girl so drunk that she has sex with you because she confuses you with her boyfriend

(n.) "Don't let Jack keep feeding you shots of Old Crow -- he's a well-known doppelbanger!"

(v.)
Michele: "Yo, how did Bill manage to fuck Molly at that kegger when her boyfriend went to the bathroom?"
Michael: "He totally doppelbanged her!"

by jody r. gross March 3, 2007

doppelbänging

Having sex with yourself through the creative use of a time-machine.

Twilight is so gay that in order to be gayer, you'd have to be discovered with a time machine, doppelbänging yourself.

by Seapoo June 9, 2010

doppeldonger

one who has the same penis as another.

like omg, that guy is your doppeldonger

by theBROSKIE! July 5, 2011

Doppel-dufus

This term refers to a friend or close acquaintance, usually a male, that tries too hard to mimic or emulate someone they like or admire, including but not limited to - dressing or speaking in the same manner. However, they are considered half as smart as the person they are trying to emulate. The female equivalent is generally referred to as a "doppel-ditz." Often this term is used among college students.

John was Jason's doppel-dufus, constantly saying and doing the everything John did in the worst way.

by D.Healey November 10, 2011

Doppelbänged

The act of having an orgy, but with only twins involved.

Man 1: Hey, what are you up to?

Man 2: Not a whole bunch, me and my twin met another group of twins, and we're waiting to find out if they want to get Doppelbänged tonight.

Man 1: Why not call it.. No, actually that's really good.

by ThisDarkKnight September 6, 2013

doppelbrother

The "other black guy" for whom an embarrassed white person has mistaken you.

My friend Simon who works at my office is my doppelbrother, because one time Clara, from reception, had a whole conversation with Simon and halfway through Simon figured out she had us mixed up.

by Translinguistic_Punnery July 19, 2015