Scooch in da Dooch

Anything you want it to sound like and/or mean.

Man 1: "Hey Thomas, how do you think she looks?"
Man 2: "I'd Scooch in da Dooch with her."
Man 1: "All that Scoochin is gonna get you a disease."
Man 2: "What are you talking about? I'm just saying I'd take her to a movie."

by Greenstone92 June 15, 2009

scoobert doobert

The retarded long lost brother of Scooby Doo, he spends his nights at the local Chinese restaurant hitting on old gals.

"Man that guy last night was a big Scoobert Doobert"

by Turtletits51 March 22, 2016

dooche bag

1.a item used to clean out any "jucies" that may be in a women's vaginal canal.

2.a good name to call someone

1. After sarah got nailed, she needed a dooche bag to clean herself out.

2. John fell over and i laughed and called him a dooche bag.

by Patrick April 19, 2005

Doncella

Doncella is a Spanish word meaning young virgin woman. Usually in their teens.
In Puerto Rico is more commonly known as a young beautiful girl in her teens.

Esa doncella es mi hija.
That doncella is my daughter.

by Xiomar October 25, 2008

Doces

Slang for LSD/Acid

Man i got some great doces, i was tripping my shit for hours.

by Captain Morgan1 April 10, 2009

Doocy

Asking a breathtakingly stupid question while attempting to appear highly insightful. Often used in an attempt to corner the opposition in an argument, leading to ignominious defeat.

I dropped a doocy at the press conference this morning. The press secretary handed my backside to me in a paper bag while my colleagues chuckled.

by Collodna Herring August 11, 2021

Yama Dama Doochi

When you're eating Chili while having sex with a fat girl that is eating a Big Mac and doing the Macarena while listening to Gangnam Style by Psy. All while balancing on 1 leg and reciting the pledge of allegiance and watching the original Charlies Angels.

Person A: Hey you see that video of the 2 guys giving a girl a Yama Dama Doochi?
Person B: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by SteakN'Shake employee 3 December 9, 2012