douschebag

Used in many ways to describe an utter shit stain on society.

Can also be used to joke with a friend, or haze an enemy.

I can't believe you pulled the philly fakeout on laura last night, Bob. What a douschebag!

or

Jim actually ditched us for a fat chick last night. I wanna beat that douschebag's ass.

by Steven Hooker January 14, 2008

dousche monkey

When one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.

At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!

by crzyqbanmark January 6, 2008

dousche coosh

A dousche coosh is slightly similar to a cunt. Deragatory towards the female species. Its a biznatch that has a bulgy, cushiony pussy (that you may use as a pillow) but you might pass out because it smells like it needs to be dousched.

"I'm not goin anywhere near that dousche coosh"
"Whats that smell? Do you have a dousche coosh"
"Dude... did you just wake up from a dousche coosh?"
"Your dousche coosh looks like a kangaroo pouch"
"Your dousche coosh is so huge it looks like you gave birth to a horse"

by Poonjab April 8, 2006

Dous

From Afrikaans, translated as cunt. Cunt is an English term that refers to the human female genitals. It was replaced after the Norman Conquest, in jargon but not in the common tongue, by the Latin vagina. In London and other English towns in the Middle ages there were roads named Gropecunt Lane, where prostitutes plied their trade; these roads have long since been renamed.

Your a dous!
Oh dous! I should have scored that.
She has a nice dous.
He's a fucking dous!

by Dcough January 29, 2006

Dousha

dousha = weed, pot, kill

Im about to go blow some dousha you wanna come?

by sa town hustla January 2, 2009

Doubs

Shortened version of W-T-F, which is an abbreviation of "What the Fuck?!".

It is primarily derived from the letter W (double U). DOUBLE U = DOUBS.

Toni: Hey man I just ate a peacock
Gil: N to the S Ms. Collete! What did that badboy taste like?
Toni: Ya mum!
Gil: DOUBS?!?!

by Slicksville April 13, 2009

DOBBS

DOBBS, or Delayed Onset Blue Ball Syndrome, is a rather common occurrence in human males. Associated with the common "Blue Ball Syndrome", DOBBS is the occurrence of this syndrome, after a prolonged period of time. It happens most often after an intense make out session with a girl. The more intense the session, and the closer you get to sex, without doing it, the more painful the result. Methods of prevention include, but are not limited to: excessive masturbation, celibacy, and just tappin' that shit.

"Dude, Jenny and I totally made out last night!"
"Well, how was it? Ya get any?"
"No man, and all I've got now is a bad case of the DOBBS."

by The Yeskimo May 12, 2008