DOBBS

DOBBS, or Delayed Onset Blue Ball Syndrome, is a rather common occurrence in human males. Associated with the common "Blue Ball Syndrome", DOBBS is the occurrence of this syndrome, after a prolonged period of time. It happens most often after an intense make out session with a girl. The more intense the session, and the closer you get to sex, without doing it, the more painful the result. Methods of prevention include, but are not limited to: excessive masturbation, celibacy, and just tappin' that shit.

"Dude, Jenny and I totally made out last night!"
"Well, how was it? Ya get any?"
"No man, and all I've got now is a bad case of the DOBBS."

by The Yeskimo May 13, 2008

Dobbs

someone with a blown-out asshole.

Yo dude I banged this chick in the ass and gave her a Dobbs

by JG Witworth June 6, 2010

Dobbs

a whore who will fuck around on her boyfriend anytime he is not around.

I heard that Larry is at work, so lets go dobbs that chick.

by Plato homo June 26, 2010

Dobbs

Dobbs basically means older brother.

"Ey dobbs, I'm getting hungry. Let's go eat."

by Godknown April 26, 2007

dobbs

A word used by old white guys trying to sound hip and cool but have no idea what they're talking about

Dobbs isn't real. Jon doesn't know what he's talking about.

by Alejandro January 18, 2005

dobbs

when someone feels superior to everyone around them but is in fact not, but rather average in all ways possible.

AKA

Thinking you're cool but your not actually.

Oh man, that guy's being real dobbs

by Thuf lyf September 29, 2009

dobbs

Shit, a useless or disgusting thing. Also a verb, to make a perfectly fine thing Dobbs.

I walked into the bathroom and some guy was taking a HUGE Dobbs. It smelled terrible.

I hope I don't totally Dobbs my test tomorrow.

by idle chatter September 24, 2008