Absolute Dank

Extremely impressive, inspiring , great admiration and apprehension. The opposite of literal ass.

Dude that jay jay sandwich was absolute dank. Bro!

by CheesyMacqueen March 1, 2015

Shranky dank

When you gobble up that weed so fast that it seems to have disappeared.

Man, what happened? Our weed went poof-gonzo. That was some mean shranky dank!

by Webbsterrsdicctionaryy September 11, 2015

Frank the Dank

Similar to the nickname from old school. Frank the dank is usually a nickname given to someone who can smoke large amounts of weed. Frank the Dank is ONLY a nickname for true stoners. Instead of running naked in the street, someone referred to as Frank the Dank is probably giggling on a couch eating cheese puffs.

Dude 1: man how are you still awake?
Dude 2: I don't know I guess thats why they call me Frank the Dank

by alexanderdagreat September 30, 2011

dank shit

1. Good weed
2. Highly potent weed (chronic)
3. Good stuff (usually referring to weed)
4. Something awesome to the maxx

1. That is my favorite dank shit man.
2. Aw I hit that dank shit and I was gone.
3. Wow that's some dank shit right there.
4. Wow this store has some dank shit!

by SxktnKandi October 29, 2005

Dank Lad Cult

The Dank Lad Cult is a superior Cult that's generally better than most others.
We are like communism but better and bigger owo.

Person 1: Hey have you heard of that new Cult?

Person 2: Do you mean the amazing and cool Dank Lad Cult ????
Person 1: Yeaaaaa!!!!!

by Dank Lad Chaos May 6, 2020

danke douche

parody of a nazi saying "thank you"

Gerhard: "Geshundeit"
Fritz: "Danke Douche"

by andy1 December 18, 2003

hella dank

Something that is extremely cool, awesome, or tight

Dang... that Aston Martin Vanquish is hella dank!

by Hella Dank Boy October 2, 2008