Dirk Vision

The act of looking around without moving one's head, moving eyes only. (Commonly used with glasses)

Derek-"There's a dear behind us!"
Greg-"What! How can you tell!"
Derek-"I have Dirk Vision!"

by DirkaD October 30, 2009

Ol' Cody Dirk

1. A Loud, beer drinking somewhat-of-a-hardass. Usually very fat, hairy, and still very attractive.

2. A very protective and territorial individual, fueled on alcohol and Heavy Metal.

3. The Opposite of a Franks, who is usually a male in their early 20's who is slightly homosexually gay and balding very badly.

(girl)Look at the drunk guy tossing all the Franks!

(other girl)He's a little drunk, just being an Ol' Cody Dirk.

by AntiFranks March 9, 2009

dirking out

When you can't hang at a party. Originates from a Derek who had a mental breakdown after ingesting large amounts of Marijuana and Vyvanse. He had too much alcohol and couldn't finish his burger we gave him. So know when someone can't hang we say they are dirking out

Corn was dirking out last weekend bro, he couldn't stop punching walls.

Duck paul just punched me in the face

by Sqag June 30, 2014

herkin his dirk

Jacking off alone.

He was over there herkin his dirk.

by dizzlex23 November 25, 2016

Dirk

That friend who is so shit at FIFA and uses every excuse in the book when he loses.

Wow you're horrible at FIFA, I hope you don't pull a dirk

by Deadpool 17 March 11, 2016

dirk

used to describe a short chinese boy with glasses who is incapable of doing any physical or mental work and cannot be loaded with anything higher than 1st grade work

Damn he pulled a dirk.

by onichan1236669 October 16, 2018

Dirk

a person who is a dork and has the common sense or attitude of a dick/dickhead.

Dirk: What are you doing?
Me: Playing the gat
Dirk: Oh, I thought you said playing the cat, I was like wtf?
Me: You're such a dirk.

by lyingking December 15, 2018