dirk weed

A simple yet confusing way to call someone a dick bag

Uncle John is being such a dirk weed

by C u m b u c k et November 04, 2023

The Dirk Special

When a girl takes such a smelly poop that it stinks up a whole mansion.

Ewww megan plopped the dirk special!!!!!

by Yurt Groblau March 06, 2020

lil bich dirk

A guy you that is your friend so you call him a lil bich dirk because you want to imply that he is stupid and has a small dick

You are a lil bich dirk

by nonameblank December 13, 2019

herkin his dirk

Jacking off alone.

He was over there herkin his dirk.

by dizzlex23 November 25, 2016

Dirk Vision

The act of looking around without moving one's head, moving eyes only. (Commonly used with glasses)

Derek-"There's a dear behind us!"
Greg-"What! How can you tell!"
Derek-"I have Dirk Vision!"

by DirkaD October 31, 2009

Ol' Cody Dirk

1. A Loud, beer drinking somewhat-of-a-hardass. Usually very fat, hairy, and still very attractive.

2. A very protective and territorial individual, fueled on alcohol and Heavy Metal.

3. The Opposite of a Franks, who is usually a male in their early 20's who is slightly homosexually gay and balding very badly.

(girl)Look at the drunk guy tossing all the Franks!

(other girl)He's a little drunk, just being an Ol' Cody Dirk.

by AntiFranks March 10, 2009

Perf Dirk

When you prop your partner up and then sit asshole to asshole with them and take a shit into their gaping rectum while you're both masturbating.

Bro 1: Bro last night, guess what I did with Mikayla
Bro 2: Bro was it a Perf Dirk
Bro 2: Bro ew what the fuck? You know Perf Dirk is for the boys

by Ranga124 November 13, 2019