Shotgun Diplomacy

A decent ska band based out of sunny Gainesville, FL.

Their best song is Zombies.

"Shotgun Diplomacy really got the mosh pit going last night."

"Yeah, but not as much as Angry Banana."

by fahoogleghads March 1, 2010

Puerto Rican Diploma

The arrest record of a Puerto Rican

The police officer ran out of toner printing his/her Puerto Rican Diploma

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 23, 2013

diphole

a hole between ur asscheeks used for dipping wangs in

i effed ur moms diphole

by dipndotz November 3, 2006

diplodocus

An extension of the term 'to dip' as in 'to leave', named for the sauropods of the genus Diplodoci of the Late Jurassic Period. Colloquially, diplodocus refers to a situation where the term 'dip' doesn't fully represent the necessary dipping required to bounce properly.

"This party is totally lame. Let's diplodocus"

by thetrevs July 29, 2009

diplomacy

Resisting the urge to slap someone in the face and yell, "Liar!"

This is a quote from Susie Madrak, aka Urban Guerrilla, as posted at Crooks & Liars.

Clinton is only telling the truth as it suits the long-term Mideast strategy. For example, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has ignored the settlement moratorium for which she's praising him -- but hey, that's what diplomacy is

by peacearena September 20, 2010

dipom

for anything and everything, it is hard to define this word, as

dipom is the dipom of the dipom dipom

by shokaleydipom October 13, 2011

Trump-China Diplomacy

Trump-China Diplomacy is a form of fallacious logic/diplomacy applied by Trump to blame China for any/all of the shortcomings of the United States global and economic policies. This form of logic appeals to the idea that Americans are being overtaken by China on all fronts, and is used to blame China for the downfall of American infrastructure, technology and the economy while avoiding valid questions entirely. Used without supporting facts, evidence, generally instills hatred against the Chinese while widening the diplomatic gap between our nations and provides no effective solution or approach to fix the problem in question. Not to be confused with actual, evidence based facts of how the Chinese are abusing American Economic Policies for their own benefit.

Speaker 1: How would you seek to promote the economic growth of the United States and its markets abroad?
Trumpian Speaker: The United States used to be a great country! We had exports to almost every part of the world. But now, nobody wants to buy our products! China's market has grown exponentially greater than ours! They are destroying our economy! I looked at my toilet paper this morning while I was using the restroom, and it said in fine print along the border "Made in China". We need to do something about this Chinese threat! And if you elect me I will fix this, I guarantee it!!

Savvy American: This Trump-China Diplomacy is sure to bring disaster to our nation.

by dreamx87 February 14, 2017