A Randy West Dilemma

When you’re trying to fuck your girl in the spooning position, but you’re struggling to get it in.
At some point, out of frustration, she finally reaches down to guide you in, cuz you fuck like a rookie.
Problem is the friction of rubbing trying to get it in now has left you on the verge of cumming.
Once it’s in, you give her 12 hard pumps just so that you put forth some effort, before cumming.

Last night I found myself in A Randy West Dilemma.
Out of frustration she finally reached down a put it in.
It was over before it started.

by RobJeremy December 21, 2020

Rotten Tomatoes Dilemma

When you aren't sure if you should listen to the criticisms and opinions of the professional few (critics, analysts and your teachers) or the unprofessional many (fans, peers and the general public).

The ole' Rotten Tomatoes Dilemma: should I listen to the critics who know what they're talking about and have learned advice, or the crowd of people that like what I've made warts and all?

by The Logical Fallacy July 1, 2022

truckers dilemna

Having to choose between shifting gears or spanking the monkey.

David couldn't decide between beating rush or traffic or beating the bishop. He was faced with the classic truckers dilemna.

by amit666 October 5, 2018

The Pirate's Dilemma

When one obtains booty, realizes he/she no longer wants it, and throws it into the ocean.

Guy 1: Dude, how was your night last night?
Guy 2: Well, I found the treasure chest and almost looted it all, but today she just won't stop texting me. At this point I'm ready to throw her into the ocean.
Guy 1: Damn, the Pirate's Dilemma...

by Morgan, the Captain August 29, 2010

Diler

Can also be written as "Dler", is a word reffering to a very juicy man with big tits and gynecomastia. The word has Kurdish roots and is used widely to refer to manboobs. Anyone with manboobs showing when wearing clothes can be referred to as a Diler or Dler

Guy1: How many times do I have to tell you! You need to do surgery bro, your manboobs are showing ever since you lost so much weight.

Guy2: If people could stop referring to me as a diler, that would be great

by ShankyShlumps June 8, 2021

dilemmarama

A state of really serious dilemma which has far reaching and potentially devastating consequences.

when a friend has really serious BO and you don't know quite how to tell her, or sleeping with 2 men at once, or seeing one of your friends ex-boyfriends and not knowing how to tell her.... an extreme dilemmarama would be a combination of all the above at once!

by Meera Swami January 21, 2007

Dileep

When a friend says "Let's go out for lunch tomorrow," and everyone agrees, but then the next day someone brings their own meal to work knowing the intention was to go out for lunch, that is called pulling a Dileep.

You just pulled a Dileep.

by Queenkiki October 1, 2017