When you make your wife suck every last drip of cum out of your cock under the kitchen table on Christmas, while you hand crank Capicola cold cuts on a traditional meat slicer. You then use that fresh cut capicola and eat it out of your wifes ass.
Wife- "Tony what would you like for Christmas"
Tony (Soprano Voice)- "Yeee, ahh, Carm, same as always, I want that Italian Christmas DInner special you always make."
Wife- "Oh come on Tony thats repulsive"
**Slaps her across face with braciole**
**Wife crawls under table with two black eyes and begins slobbing on husbands knob**
Tony 10 minutes later- "Thats the best Italian Christmas Dinner ive ever had, now turn the fuck around!"
**Proceeds to eat capicola out of wifes ass**
Tony (Soprano Voice)- "Yeee, ahh, Carm, same as always, I want that Italian Christmas DInner special you always make."
Wife- "Oh come on Tony thats repulsive"
**Slaps her across face with braciole**
**Wife crawls under table with two black eyes and begins slobbing on husbands knob**
Tony 10 minutes later- "Thats the best Italian Christmas Dinner ive ever had, now turn the fuck around!"
**Proceeds to eat capicola out of wifes ass**
by snicjn njscsaijn February 19, 2021
Get the Italian Christmas Dinner mug.(1)Food that was very popular in the 50's, now degenerated into something similar to dog food. Usually placed in a microwave for 3-5 minutes.
(2) May be used to describe easy-to-make food.
(3) Can also be used to demean someone's cooking.
(2) May be used to describe easy-to-make food.
(3) Can also be used to demean someone's cooking.
"Hey, there's a chicken nugget in my brownie!"
"Green beans and gravy?"
"Whoa, the plastic wrap's caught fire!"
"I bet you couldn't even make a TV Dinner."
"This tastes like a TV Dinner"
"Green beans and gravy?"
"Whoa, the plastic wrap's caught fire!"
"I bet you couldn't even make a TV Dinner."
"This tastes like a TV Dinner"
by Anon319 October 18, 2007
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by BamBamJenkins October 1, 2020
Get the dinnerot mug.The act of half cooking normal dinner rolls in the microwave, then half cooking the rest in your ass, then serving the smashed and shit smelling roll to your guests. Has been a Glenwood, Iowa tradition for years.
Bill-"Honey, these have to be the best Glenwood Dinner Rolls I have ever had in my life, the one problem is they are pretty warm, but smashed and smell a lil shitty."
by Glenwood's Finest October 22, 2011
Get the Glenwood Dinner Rolls mug.When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.
Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.
Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.
Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.
Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.
Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.
by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016
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When I’m stuck with people who are exceedingly dull, I’ll pretend I’m having dinner with gorillas and suddenly I’m having the time of my life!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019
Get the having dinner with gorillas mug.started off as a trend which describes the strange combinations of food popularly women or men eat. ie plain pasta with butter or pickles and peanut butter which a choc nesquick milk. (similar to depression meals in the sense that they are lazy and quick meals)
using this context it is now used to describe someone attractive who has a plain/mediocre look to them however, can easily be ‘devoured’ due to their appearance
using this context it is now used to describe someone attractive who has a plain/mediocre look to them however, can easily be ‘devoured’ due to their appearance
by delulugirl July 24, 2023
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