Dr. DickFuck

Describes an individual when they think they are smart when in-fact they are a dumb, useless piece of shit.

John: The sun's hot
Andy: Well done Dr. DickFuck! You worthless wanker.

by jam'n'jelly August 30, 2018

dicksick

When your boyfriend calls in sick to work so he can stay home and have sex with you all day.

Lady: Bear, will you please stay home and fuck me all day?

Bear: Let me make a phone call.... " I am not feeling well today, I think I am dicksick. "

by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014

Dickfuck

Something that looks like shit or anything that looks bad. This saying is used in many places such as school, art class, and in everyones everyday conversations.

"Man, that painting looks like dickfuck.", "Dont dip your elbow in that dickfuck."

by Nicholas Glenn Ramirez January 9, 2008

dicksauce

A derivative of "weaksauce" and "dick." Used to describe an event or outcome that is generally displeasing.

Did you see the pile of dirty dishes Fargus left me? That's so dicksauce!

Oh, dicksauce! I left my wallet at Thirsty Turtle last night!

by Dicksauce McGee June 8, 2009

Dicksick

It's like homesick but with a dick.

Theresa was so dicksick this morning she actually texted her ex Steven for a one nighter.

by SeamusOD November 13, 2010

dicksmackdouche

An expletive used to express extreme disgust.

Can be used interchangeably with goddamnmotherfucker

adj: I have a dicksmackdouche of a headache again
noun: He's a fuckin dicksmackdouch

by Pinguy2009 August 5, 2009

dicksucker

see preps or preppy

Prep: OMG I SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE!
Other: DICKSUCKER!

by Ka August 9, 2004