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DICKLING

a little dick size of a 2 year olds pinky
when i jackoff i need to use tweezers because my dickling is so small
by JO MAMA November 11, 2003
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dickmite

a completely annoying person in any form
Quit fuckin around ass, ur being a dickmite.
by Fake Name January 27, 2005
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dickliculous

Something that is so unbelievable, it is considered to be beyond ridiculous.
"Richard Simmons is dickliculous." (not to be confused with "dick-a-licious," or "dicklicious.")

"I don't think George Bush is a bad guy - he's like the guy at a barbecue that you put in charge of the wiffleball - but then suddenly, you put him in charge of everything, and he starts to throw EVERYTHING at them - like the hamburgers and hot dogs - and he keeps saying, "we gotta get them before they get us," but then you realize, they don't even HAVE any hamburgers or hotdogs..." that's dickliculous. (The preceding is a paraphrased quote from a comic on tour with Jon Stewart I can't remember his name but he is hilarious.)

The word, "dickliculous" is dickliculous.
by RJ Yeldarb September 22, 2006
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Dicklickity

Refers to a person that happens to lick a lot of dick either literally or figuratively, which could be for reasons beyond their control or it might just be that they just happened to enjoy it.
Dicklickity - Figurative use:
Steve: Dam it Carlos, that’s the third time in a row you have raised me all-in.

Carlos: laughs … ha ha ha

Steve: You know Carlos, you are being very dicklickity tonight.

Dicklickity - Literal Use:
I’ve notice that Sarah seem to be out a lot at night with different big wigs at the company

Brandon: Did you know Sarah just got promoted to regional manager. She and I were hired at the same time just under three years ago.

Cameron: Yes, that is what I was referring to, Sarah is very dicklickity with the bosses. She’s had 3 promotions in the past 9 months alone.

Brandon: Hmm, I wonder if I can get her to put a licken on my dicken.

Cameron: I wouldn’t count on it. She is at least 2 dicklickity pay grades above you by now and has no reason too.
by JoeCool813 January 29, 2017
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dicktits

Found on old women. Tits that hang long and skinny like a flaccid dick. Often with large nipples that cover the whole tip, just like the head of a dick.

Also used to describe long hard nipples that look like mini dicks.
Guy: Is there something about Mary
Dude: No, but theres something about her room mate. Look the dicktits on that old broad.
by Bdamn December 19, 2010
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Dickclit

A jerk; an asshole; a general fuckface.
You fucking dickclit, you're a little cockwhore, you understand me?
by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003
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dickmitten

1)n. - the female vagina.

2)n. - dave misiazek.
Dave, you dickmitten.
by Anonymous July 1, 2003
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