dictatorial

A characteristic of an absolute ruler; expecting unquestioned obedience.

President Trump was dictatorial in his approach to build a wall to keep the Mexicans out.

by scienceiscool January 21, 2018

Dictator-for-Life Santa

A fat, balding, injury-prone chemistry teacher who thinks he's cool and beats off to hentai.
See also: Baron Hentai.

All hail!

by Natepalm October 22, 2003

Dictator

the asshole who runs north Korea and bitches all day only one person was able to make a documentary about him (person who takes control of a country obtains power by force)

Stop being such a dictator you don't control the U.S.

by the $@#$#@$3 May 27, 2015

Dictoris

Sensitive part of the penis, right below the head, which when stimulated causes extreme pleasure.

I was with this girl last night and she licked my Dictoris until I came in her mouth

by Bnerdlatin December 23, 2010

dictator

what southerners call genital warts.

My sister won't sleep with me because of the damn dictator i caught from my cousin.

by evilballs February 27, 2011

Urban Dictator

Someone who commands another to write up his new addition to the Urban Dictionary. Then, after the definition has been accepted, he demands that it be rewritten because it was not good enough.

Funkstank: I've decided that I don't like this definition of "chatnip". I want you to change it or resubmit a new one.
Go. Now. Do it.

Princess: Um, maybe you should just write it yourself if you want it done right. I'm sick of taking your urban dictation!

Funkstank: When the Urban Dictator makes a direct command, you only do one thing. Jump the fuck to it.
Reason: I am awesome.

Princess: Fine... I mean, yes Sir! (grumble grumble)

by Princess Slayah July 24, 2009

Dictorious

(adj.) The state of being a man is in when they have finished first in a two-man threeway.

Guy 1: Alright, we're both going to do this so let's remember; whoever is dictorious gets to leave first.

Guy 2: May the best man win.

by gentlemanthrash March 7, 2010