Weapons of Mass Delusion

George Bush's (pick one)excuse for going to war to scoff up some oil, regardless of how many people have to die for it.

Soon to be former President G.W. Bush used the Bush trademark "Weapons of Mass Delusion" to rush into a war that the rest of the world was trying desparately to stop.

by Super Dave February 11, 2004

Debussy

a famous musician with a shining pink bussy that fans go WILDDDDD for🙌🙌🙌

also can mean pretty person

WOW!! how Debussy are they?!??🥺🥺💨

by debussysbussy June 17, 2021

deusi

A wonderful person with incredible creativity and wit (not to forget outstanding intelligence and looks)

I wish my girlfriend could be a deusi

by the wonderful definition maker August 30, 2003

double-deuss

to spit, puke, or shit on your hands, rub dem together, n slap a fool twice.

Pull da fuck over. I wanna double-deuss dis bitch!!!

by j-hyphy September 26, 2006

van deusen

to figure something out after given unclear instructions

Person 1: Do you understand how to do this lab?
Person 2: Yep!
Person 1: You van deusened it! Wow!

by betaji123 June 16, 2016

delusional lying sack of shit

A rather long bit increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Yup, among the super doozies laid out by this delusional lying sack of shit are: he claims that he predicted Osama Bin Laden would hit the Twin Towers and that President Obama was “constantly begging” Kim Jong Un to meet with him while he was President!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 28, 2019

Delusions of Grand Jury

The thing that a court jury demonstrates when they make decisions and rulings based more on beliefs outside of law, or to appear more important than their jury position entails. It usually involves decisions based on facts that don't pertain to the actual charges in any way.

It doesn't have to be a grand jury. That just makes the pun work is all.

Everyone knew that Mr. Chang was a dangerous assassin, but the prosecution had no legal evidence whatsoever. Luckily, the jury showed delusions of grand jury by sentencing him to death. See in this one, the grand jury reference does make sense.

The jurors exhibited delusions of grand jury when they convicted the man solely on the basis that he liked to carve wooden figurines.

by Guruboy August 20, 2008