dew pixies

Pixies that pee in the morning

Hey Carl, look over there, it's dew pixies

by Puppy Butt October 22, 2022

Dew Drop

A person who repeatedly calls other people snowflakes because they can't handle any sort of criticism to their world view.

The dew drop called the people on reddit a snowflake because they didn't approve of his racism.

by thedaddyman December 16, 2022

dew me

The act of dewing someone, giving them a Mountain Dew.

Bro 1:" Hey bro, dew me"
Bro 2:"igu bro"

by LORD HB July 10, 2023

dew funk

A dew funk is a strong independent black man.

Loves the ladies and an accidental cock in an alley.

You’re acting like a dew funk

by Dew funk November 16, 2023

Dew point

When it is beyond humid. When it is TOO FUCKING HUMID.

When it is beyond humid you say "It is so dew point right now you could jump in the air and swim away!"

by Krodinn June 3, 2024

Dew Dick

When a guy consumes only Mt. Dew, that his semen consists entirely of Mt. Dew.

Mount and DEW me!

"Did you hear she got type 2 diabetes from his Dew Dick?"

by LadyUnicorn.1986 June 18, 2025

dew stool

nigel walking down the street with a turd on his head

dew stool cool fool

by mrs tosser October 4, 2025