Derkage

The art of of getting Derked on

Luke actually experienced a derkage

by HanifLaThief February 1, 2021

Derka

Any person who is Muslim or of middle-eastern descent.

(From Team America World Police, To the real world)

They are prone to anger, fear, hatred, and feeling like you are blaming them, but also they are prone to making delicious food and smoking at other-worldly capacities.

That derka is pretty hot, I wish she would show me her hair. Those fingers are really turning me on.

Me: Wanna get married?
Derka: Are you derka?
Me: No.
Derka: Astaghfirullah! (repenting to God)

At a restaurant: 1. Can I have some of that derka tea/coffee? 2. Those derkas are praying. 3. That man was such a dogmatic derka that he told me that I was going to hell for eating bacon.

by Reverse Stuck In January 5, 2009

derka

A word used for trolling towel heads.

Originates in the movie Team America World Police.

Towel head: *Speaks some unintelligible gibberish
Me: DERKA DERKA DERKA ALLAH HAKBAR!!!

by Faplover February 18, 2011

derksandwich

good comeback for someone who calls you derk often on false grounds, particularly including student government leaders.

boy: you're such a derk!
girl: well, you're a derksandwich.
boy: *runs away crying*

by derk defender May 8, 2009

Herka Derka

A mentally challenged Derka.

We can't give that herka derka a real bomb, give him a colored box to play with instead.

by Brewmaster Hunkfist October 22, 2017

derka

One of the seven words that constitute the Arabic language. The other words being, jehad, muhammed, sherpa, bakkala, allah and burkha.

Ignorant Americans use some of these revered words in random combinations to denote Arabs, camels, sand, desert, islam, terrorists, koran etc.

Arab_1: Derka, derka muhammed jehad?
Arab_2: Sherpa allah bakkala burkha burkha!

Ignorant American in a kebab shop: One burkha please.

by rabidmonk July 26, 2008

derka

If one is not familiar with the Bangladesh language, derka is an example for everything, just as yada is in the English language.

Rezwanul: What the derka?
Chris: Huh?
Rezwanul: Mohammed mohammed jihad allah allah akbar derka derka!

by JGhetto November 16, 2006