Deflector

Someone who tries to move the target abuse to another avoiding his or her mistake

Lorenzo; I'm not fat, don't talk about my weight you know I dont like it but you are fucking a ginger, Coby your an umpa lumpa and Mole your a cunt
Gingers girlfriend; maybe you wouldn't be so bitter if you didn't eat all the pies mate.
Coby; stop being a deflector and sort your own shit out instead of deflecting it to others
Lorenzo; removes himself from the chat groups

Lorenzo; apologises in the morning and asks to be put back in the groups pretending nothing happen

by Coby snr April 19, 2017

Frost Detectors

Alternative name for a woman's breasts.

It's a bit cold today. I've just seen the nips on Jane's frost detectors.

by thecraftybutterfly March 9, 2009

Smoke Detector

Someone who always shows up right after you spark the endo.

Snoop Dogg in Half Baked is a good example of a smoke detector.

"Shit nigga, I can smell that chronic, lets get a puff"

"yo fuck you mufuckin smoke detector motherfucker"

by Nategeezy November 18, 2007

sarcasm detector

See sarcasmometer.

Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.

The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.

Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.

by Espiria August 30, 2008

Wank Detector

Device used to sound an alarm if anything increases in size by over 2 Inches, more elaborite systems have a Laser used to disintergate the object.

Pretty Obvious? if not, then go ask your dad.

by Kestrel April 16, 2005

defeator

Extreme n00b pWner in many, many different ways

HaHa skylar got totally PWND by defeator

by Colby1234552314 April 8, 2007

difectory

When you can't come up with the proper word to use in a sentence you use it instead.

That shirt is so difectory!

by Dry contacts April 8, 2018