ruth davidson

The Conservative and Unionist Party's Scottish branch office manager. Known to smell of cat pee (see "willie rennie"), likes riding cattle and tanks, cowboy style. Pretends shes a real boy with an actual social conscience, however harbours the dark secret of being a lizard person like her Southern British counterparts. Enjoys the deaths of thousands of disabled people after their benefits have been cut, women who've conceived through rape requiring to "prove it" to gain access to benefits, candlelit dinners, continued Tory austerity plunging millions into poverty, removing mobility cars from the disabled, walks on the beach, deregulation of everything and lying through her teeth.

Willie Rennie: "That Ruth Davidson, she sure smells of pee. Also her record on social care is abysmal, much like those Southern Tories."

by Kasei83 April 27, 2017

Pete Davidson Complex

When an ugly dude manages to pull hot chicks.

Dave: "What the hell? Thomas is ugly as fuck. How'd he hook up with Tiffany.
Donald: It's his Pete Davidson Complex.

by KingHoudini54 March 24, 2022

Pete Davidson

1. To ridiculously fumble something, such as a phone when Pete Davidson was offered a shower with Kim Kardashian.

I Pete Davidson-ed my phone there

by Penwinglord August 15, 2022

Davidsonville Gator

A student at DES (Davidsonville Elementary School). Everyone in Davidsonville, Maryland, either is a Gator, or their son or daughter is a Gator. The greatest school/students/teachers ever. Every Gator knows every Gator.

Boy: Hey, you must be new in town.
Girl: Yeah, how could you tell?
Boy: We're about the same age, and I don't remember you from elementary school.
Girl: Wow. You must have a really good memory.
Boy: *stares* Uh, no. I'm a Davidsonville Gator.
Girl: ...?

by starkidfan December 24, 2010

Davids FUCKING BIG DICK

A piece of instrument used to create oil and when erected can reach the length of 20 miles .

"Oh my God! Its Davids FUCKING BIG DICK, RUN!" said Nelson Lou

by safasdfsa November 12, 2018

davidpostsfnafcontent

One of my favorite moots on tiktok ‼️

attractive and has nice hands
Somehow tall (he's 5'9) (David if you see this- sorry not sorry lmao ‼️‼️)

"dude have you seen davidpostsfnafcontent's new video? :0"

"Yea! His cosplays are amazing :D"

by springtrapsspringussy69 (r May 8, 2022

Davidism

A man who has lost 300 dollars or more in madden;
A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions

He lost madden many times and now he’s going into davidism mode

by Maddenking71985 June 22, 2022