A host of a online radio show. Found on iTunes radio channel under No Holds Barred. radio host blind comedy nhb
Damon Fibraio is a comedy radio show host. Funny, Blind, Smart, Kind, Paying me to say this, nah! radio, host, blind, comedy, nhb
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Get the Damon Fibraio mug.Visionary yo-yo dieting in which you sometimes appear very buff to your friends, and sometimes you appear very fat.
"What's going on with Steve? He had a beer belly last week, and now he has abs."
"I don't know man, I think he's having a Matt Damon Effect"
"I don't know man, I think he's having a Matt Damon Effect"
by superawesomeguy1496 October 6, 2011
Get the Matt Damon Effect mug.From gears of war, the kick-ass blonde gear from Delta Squad. Though Damon is a protagonist, he has the most abrasive and sarcastic personality of any gear. Despite this, he is a major smartass, and knows more than anyone on everything from mechanics to the locust, the enemy of the humans. Most often known as 'Baird'.
He's just about everyone's favourite character in the game, and he has many hilarious quotes throughout the series.
He's just about everyone's favourite character in the game, and he has many hilarious quotes throughout the series.
1. Marcus: You're Baird.
Damon Baird: Yeah, that's right, asshole. Question is, who are you?
2. Marcus: Baird, can you get a blast charge ready?
Damon: Course. Regular or extra strength?
3. Marcus: What's the status on that APC?
Damon: Status is that it sucks. The clutch plate is
cracked, I'm gonna have to take off the flywheel...
Marcus: Hey Baird...
Damon: ...And replace the drive shaft for sure...
Marcus: Enough! Just fix it!
Damon Baird: Yeah, that's right, asshole. Question is, who are you?
2. Marcus: Baird, can you get a blast charge ready?
Damon: Course. Regular or extra strength?
3. Marcus: What's the status on that APC?
Damon: Status is that it sucks. The clutch plate is
cracked, I'm gonna have to take off the flywheel...
Marcus: Hey Baird...
Damon: ...And replace the drive shaft for sure...
Marcus: Enough! Just fix it!
by Who else? Me. July 29, 2011
Get the Damon Baird mug.Much like the traditional act of a man giving a woman a faceful of cum, but characterised by a vigorous display of effort and release. In doing so, the man has an expression and makes a sound much like Jean Claude Van Damme in those slow motion close ups of his face when he performs his big finale kick on the 'bad guy'.
Especially appropriate when copulating with a lady of loose morals and an a voracious appetite for all manner of sexual endeavour (AKA "a good girl").
Especially appropriate when copulating with a lady of loose morals and an a voracious appetite for all manner of sexual endeavour (AKA "a good girl").
Look at the arse on that one over there... I'd love to give her a Van Damme Facial.
Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
by Antony December 20, 2003
Get the Van Damme facial. mug.A phrase used by football fans of all teams when poor decisions are made regarding player personnel. In reference to the King of bad mistakes, Mr. Carl Peterson, president of the Kansas City Chiefs.
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Get the dammit carl! mug.the cutest boy, who doesnt know his worth. he has adorable fluffy hair. he’s a little bit stupid sometimes but we love him.
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Get the daemond mug.damon. aka the most misunderstood character in the whole tvd series. everyone had told him he was unworthy, useless, heartless, and a psychopath. until, he finally believed it. he believed every single word. all damon ever wanted was love, but that privilege was taken away from him. many people never allowed damon to change. he just wanted to be like everyone else, he just wanted a happy ending. no matter how much he says he is sorry, nobody will forgive him.
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