A very unattractive woman.
by shortsite January 10, 2009
Get the face like a bulldog eating custard mug.(1)n- soemone who pays exorbitant prices for drugs. (2)v- to rip someone off when selling them drugs. (3)n- someone who is addicted to materialism & consumerism.
(1)trey bought an 1/8 for $60, what a custie! (2)i custied out mike when he bought that gram off me. (3)page is being such a custie for shopping so much.
by ebbnphlow May 23, 2005
Get the custie mug.Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006
Get the the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger mug.1. ex: Oh my god look at her, she's a tubby custard shit.
2. ex: "why weren't you at school?" "i had the tubby custard shits."
2. ex: "why weren't you at school?" "i had the tubby custard shits."
by Keith_the_tubby_custard_shit June 16, 2014
Get the Tubby Custard Shit mug.he a custo , custo ass nigga
by not quite like no other March 4, 2021
Get the Custo mug.Barely sentient, shambling creature. Close relative of the Zombie. Generally seen in vicinity of hassled shop staff, shaving points of their IQ with inane banter.
by Anonymous July 22, 2004
Get the customer mug.It's the definition by insiders of the jamband lot scene to describe the people who attend shows just recreationally, instead of devoting their lives to living on the "lot".
These people are generally the source of funds that allow the scene to exist because they have jobs.
These people are generally the source of funds that allow the scene to exist because they have jobs.
"I need to get enough money to make it to Alpine, so I need to sell these doses to some custies after the show"
by Been there done that April 14, 2013
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