Consumerism

The art of selling the same thing twice to a person. Usually targetted at people who are very stupid window shoppers with a lot of money to spend on duplicates of useless things.

One pack? Just one? that's all the sex you gonna have today you weenie?

by Gunkglumb July 29, 2006

Consumery

When something is designed for consumers. Frequently full of gimmicks and is cheaply made.

My new Dell laptop is very Consumery! It's shiny, poorly built, and full of useless crappy software.

by GoatHerderEd February 6, 2010

cuntsterbator

one who fingers pussy

hi vicky, would you like me to cuntsterbate you?

by sam July 27, 2003

cuntstomer

A scumbag customer who bitches at you about your company or the company you work for, most often when you have to grin and bear it, or go postal and look for a new job.

so this asshole cuntstomer said to me "You're customer service is horrible! I want to speak to your superior!"
customer customer service complaints work feedback

by Mr Marty MacFly Daddy November 28, 2013

Tertiary Consumers

Synonym for "Top of the food chain," Used only by nerdy people who insist on abusing esoteric language.

1st Abuser of Esoteric Language: Yeah, we're going to be senoirs at our highschool/college.

2nd Abuser: We will thus become tertiary consumers.

1st Abuser: LOLOL

by morcatfrey September 4, 2010

consumerism

a made up propaganda word, that was invented by socialists.

It doesn't matter what it means.

bob: "did you see the hippies over there ranting about 'consumerism'?"
jake: "yeah, last week they were ranting on about some revolutionary crap"

by socialistcrusher October 16, 2008

consumerism

a made up propaganda word, that was invented by socialists.

It doesn't matter what it means.

bob: "did you see the hippies over there ranting about 'consumerism'?"
jake: "yeah, last week they were ranting on about some revolutionary crap"

by socialistcrusher October 16, 2008