Cruzing

Avoiding yr responsibilities and going on vacation instead

Rather than facing the tragedy in TX Ted Cruz went cruzing to Mexico 🇲🇽 to enjoy his vacation in Cancun

by Veronique Veronneau February 18, 2021

Cruing

When your bestfriend misspells crying

''Im cruing right now''
''Cruing fucking tears

by iamthebestfriendswife June 4, 2022

larry cruising

The act of men driving around looking for a male prostitute.

Keith and his friends went Larry Cruising last night, cuz they are gay and wanted to have an orgy.

by Skeezix69 November 14, 2007

Endcap cruising

When you go to Target or other similar stores and check out all of the endcaps (at the end of an aisle) for what might be on sale or clearance. Mostly finding things you don't need or didn't know you couldn't live without.

Nothing to do today so I went to Target endcap cruising and found a French Press for $6.00.

by SandyinFlorida March 29, 2013

Glass crushing

To crush, gush, swoon or otherwise fall all over one's self for Ira Glass of This American Life.

Uh-oh, turn off the radio. She's Glass crushing again.

by snarfgarble April 4, 2013

Qbert cursing

A chain of distorted swear words coming out of one's mouth when in extreme agony.

Based on a true event.

Me: Heard a noise, jumped out of bed and stubbed my little to toe with quite some force against the bottom part of the door. The pain was so intense I started Qbert cursing.

by Justin1967 November 8, 2020

Crushing Guts

Crushing Guts is a time honored tradition practiced by males, dating back to the Stone Age. It is the act of fucking the shit out of a woman. You start out by easing your rock hard shaft into her battered vagina. Just ease it in, nice and slow. You do not want to rush it. After your cock is covered with her slimy cooze you can slowly start to pound it.. (remember: take it slow) in.... out..... in.... out... in.. (slowly getting faster) out.. in. out.in.out By this time you should be pounding her pussy like an industrial strength jackhammer. No mercy.... You scream - "Oh no, I can't hold it any longer!! Ugghaahhh.. Ooo!!!" After your ball-sac explodes like Hiroshima, her guts will feel like they've just gone through a meat grinder. I guarantee: She love you long time.

Broham, how was last night with that Cougar?

It was awesome brah! I was crushing guts all night long.

by jdpower August 14, 2010