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red crayon

Red Crayons (Ranga crayons)are very yummy. The more toxic they are the better it tastes. The taste is very much like blood which is good to know for all you people out there who want to try it. The red crayon is very crunchy.

Other crayons that are very similar are clear crayons. They taste nearly as good as red crayons. Clear crayons taste like tears.

Many people agree that Blue Fire is also very yummy but only you can eat it if you are a ranga.
It is hard to eat BLue Fire cos it is very hot. Only true rangas (like Izzy and Marli) can eat it easily. You must a ranga if you can eat Blue FIre. If a ranga says yes then you can eat BLueFire aswell.

Most crayon brands come with a red crayon, however you need to shop at specific art stores to find a clear crayon as they are not as easy to get hold of.
kid picks up a red crayon off the floor.
"Yummy you gotta try it"
Other children find other coloured crayons on the floor but realise it doesn't taste as good :(
"I want a ranga crayon!!!!WAAAAAA"
And they all start to cry except that kid with the red crayon.

See Red crayons are worth a cry over

((Really its bad to eat crayons. They are yummy but can be deadly o.O))
by x Izzy x January 17, 2008
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Pennsylvanian Crayon

n: when a person shits on your dick during anal and you then use your shit covered dick to draw them a picture on paper to take home
Jay: Hey Bill, I just figured out the secret to doing the perfect Pennsylvanian Crayon.

Bill: Oh yeah, what is it?

Jay: Use Cardstock! It doesn’t flop around very much.
by ThaddDad69 November 30, 2019
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crayon loaf

taking a shit that uses half a roll of toilet paper wiping. In effect writing with a crayon
just took a big crayon loaf and no theres no tp
by j laban m January 16, 2008
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crayon-ass

A person with a crayon for an ass, or, a person who has surgically or naturally attached a crayon to their ass.
Hey crayon-ass! come draw me an effing picture!
by Richard Baxter March 26, 2009
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cupcake crayons

the end product of when you take all the little bits of crayon that no one uses and melting them in the oven using a cupcake tin.
crazy teen: can we make cupcake crayons?

normal teen: uhmmmm why???

crazy: i ated the good crayons..... ^.^
by dinosaurismymiddlename November 10, 2009
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Purple Crayon

Someone who is very attractive, but not smart....mostly lacking in "street smarts".
-Very beautiful but not too bright.
Bruce: I'm from Australia.
Becky: Oh that's sooo cool. I love Arnold Schwarzenegger!
John: You'll hafta excuse her. She's a purple crayon. Very beautiful but not too bright.
by Raixor June 5, 2018
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White crayon

A person who on the outside looks utterly useless, but is the sharpest in the box, and is too advanced for the children they were made for. Often overlooked by the world, never used to our full potential, odd man out, last to be picked, alone in the world so we think, but take off the rose colored glasses and you will see you are not alone, there are others like us!
1: Who's that bit over there?

2: She's a white crayon, leave her be
Me: *whispers* at least I was noticed
by Clili August 28, 2016
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