crap salad

when a dj cant mix two tracks together, let alone mixing a salad... therefore: crap salad = crap set.

PARIS : That was a shit mix...

JAE : yeah, that dj couldnt mix a salad...

PARIS : unless it was a crap salad.....

------------------------ 30 mins later ------------------------

*dj plays shit mix*

PARIS : WTF was that?

JAE : Crap salad.

by JPG.PP July 23, 2010

Crap Shadow

The shadow your butt casts as you slowly squat down to drop a deuce.

Getting out of something right before getting shit on. Literally or metaphorically.

The last taste of freedom before the ominous shadow is above you.

Tom: "Jeremy look out! There is a crap shadow overhead and you are about to get shat on"
Jeremy: "oh shit!!!"
Tom: "Glad I carry this toilet paper around."

by Zaneman May 26, 2013

Crap

A word that I use alot but cunts accuse me for swearing

Me: crap!
Mum: don't swear
Me: I didn't swear
Mum: it's not a swear word but it's a bad word still
Me: whatever.

by Me you dick July 4, 2017

crap biscuit

crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted

oh crap biscuit i just lost my money to a pop machine

crap biscuit my dog ate my homework last night

by littlejimmie March 9, 2019

crap tra

Scrap Trap

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap tra is burning!!!

by Sophia_Cutie19 June 14, 2021

booty cramp

a random pain in your butt, causses extreme pain

janie: MY BOOTY HURTS
jojo: whats wrong?
janie: i think.. i have a .. booty cramp

by jojo10511 September 29, 2012

pizza cramps

when you eat so much pizza you have cramps and can’t move

Kevin: Yo did you eat that whole pizza by yourself
Jessica: Yes now my stomach is killing me
Kevin: That’s cause you have pizza cramps

by ACM15 May 24, 2020