Belgian Felchin' Cappuccino 

A new and exciting urban delecacy - obviously only for those clubs with "adult" tastes. When ordered, a man with a gimp suit and assless chaps shows up at your table with a shot of espresso and a long straw. You masturbate (or fuck) and cum into his ass, then use the straw to suck it out (aka "felching") and spit it into your espresso. Drink it up baby - it's delicious!

After a long night of dancing, I was happy to see that the all night cafe offered the Belgian Felchin' Cappuccino - I needed a good fuck and some caffeine to get me through until morning.

Belgian Felchin' Cappuccino by xer0negative February 27, 2008

douchebag-cappucino 

Earl Caldwell, who is the owner of Nu Air Ventilaation Systems Inc. Nova Scotia Canada.
I person who has surpassed the rank of a plain old douchebag.
Could also be described as an asshammer.

Nick; "Hey look at that douchebag-cappucino!"
Wanye; "Wow your right, he is asshamer isn't he"

douchebag-cappucino by nickyparker1986 April 10, 2010

Cappuccino

Overpriced espresso beverage that usually has some artificial flavoring to take away the coffee taste. Be wary of loads of foam that tops it, or someone may think you've been giving BJs.

Chris:" What's in the Starbucks cup? Cappuccino?"

Jon: "Actually, the cup is empty. I just carry the cup around because it matches my emo glasses"

Cappuccino by jvarna5 January 28, 2008

frappuccino 

A drink made by starbucks. It is blended ice and coffee with some other flavoring like; vanilla, carmel, chocolate, etc. There really expensive drinks and aren't worth the 5 bucks you spend. Its called starbucks cause you have to have the amount of bucks a star has to buy their coffee.

How much was it for this coffee???? 5 bucks what a rip!

frappuccino by Al "The Computer Guy" August 9, 2004

Mocha Frappuccino 

Mind blowingly amazing. Cold drink, preferably from Starbucks containing all the ingredients of a mocha; one shot of espresso, some liquid chocolate and milk (cream optional), but blended with crushed ice. Tastes like a chocolate milkshake but better.

Wow it's hot, I could kill for a Mocha Frappuccino right now.

Mocha Frappuccino by Boo12345 November 15, 2012

Crappucino

A lovely caffinated drink created whereby one flings excrement (real or replica thereof) into one's beverage from afar, preferably over an office partition or like object, most often (and preferably) by surprise.

J just pitched H a nice, refreshing iced Crappucino.

Thanks for the Crappucino, asshole.

Crappucino by Invader Mrak May 2, 2006

crappachino 

A crappachino involves taking a shit and then mixing it with milk in a shaker bottle. Then, you put the mixture (which should be a light tan/brown) in a iced starbucks coffee "frappachino" bottle (or a similar iced coffee drink) and attempt to give it to someone, claiming that you bought this and did not want it.

Rolly and Preston gave a crappachino to the new guy in our platoon.

crappachino by DCMETALHEAD June 9, 2007