taking a crap out in the cold, pouring ice on it, and watching it form a "crapsickle". this term is used by very cool people to show their dislike at something.
by Pumkinpie June 22, 2008
Get the crapsickles mug.The nimble-footed dance executed while avoiding stepping in dog shit. A high-quality crapscotch typically results when the offending matter is already well-distributed and only lately coming to the attention of the unfortunate crapscotcher.
(Etymology - derived "hotscotch", a children's game in which a player hops on one foot over the lines from section to section of a diagram marked on the pavement).
(Etymology - derived "hotscotch", a children's game in which a player hops on one foot over the lines from section to section of a diagram marked on the pavement).
"Lordy, what's that dreadful smell!?"
"I know, I've just got back from walking Rover and I ended up crapscotching in the lane. I don't know how I'm going to get this out of the tread - it's on both shoes."
"I know, I've just got back from walking Rover and I ended up crapscotching in the lane. I don't know how I'm going to get this out of the tread - it's on both shoes."
by sorrowful_dogwalker September 19, 2009
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n. North American species of porta-potty-dwelling snake mutants of questionable existence, but certain terror. As seen on the X-files.
The mid-American juggalo is the natural enemy of the crapsnake, as they compete for the same habitat. Some say the juggalo evolved his striking markings to ward off the fiesty crapsnakes that ravage each year's Gathering of the Juggalos.
n. North American species of porta-potty-dwelling snake mutants of questionable existence, but certain terror. As seen on the X-files.
The mid-American juggalo is the natural enemy of the crapsnake, as they compete for the same habitat. Some say the juggalo evolved his striking markings to ward off the fiesty crapsnakes that ravage each year's Gathering of the Juggalos.
by Eary February 22, 2010
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Get the Crapsmanshit mug.Taking a crap while on a ship at sea and exclaiming Craps Ahoy! Let the brown anchors down second mate Mr. Brown Eye.
by Max Power 2.0 September 8, 2010
Get the Craps Ahoy mug.When you experience cramps whilst masturbating yet continue to completion despite the immense, yet pleasure enhancing, pain.
by Sloagnorf March 9, 2014
Get the crampsturbate mug.Similar in meaning to libtard, but meant to be used against conservatives.
It also sounds a lot more similar to "conservative" than "libtard" does to "liberal".
Alternatively, "cunt-shit-va-twat" can also be used, if you so desire.
It also sounds a lot more similar to "conservative" than "libtard" does to "liberal".
Alternatively, "cunt-shit-va-twat" can also be used, if you so desire.
Fox News: "Hillary the libtard wants to ruin America"
CNN: "Donnie the crapshitvatard is ruining America"
CNN: "Donnie the crapshitvatard is ruining America"
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