Surgical removal of ones head from their ass. This outpatient procedure can help improve ones general view of reality if done before the condition becomes permanent.
He had his head up his ass so long his outlook had become crappy, then his wife read about a miracle cure for the condition know as the Cranioanalectomy.
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