You've had sex with Elliott and I've had sex with Elliott, we need to stick together, we're wiener cousins!
by mayadizzle April 23, 2009
Get the wiener cousins mug."Then my cousin got murdered" is the new way to end a story that you thought was cool, but upon telling it you realize is lame as hell. The addition of "Then my cousin got murdered" makes a seemingly boring story instantly interesting. This new phrase replaces the once popular "Then I found five dollars."
Guy One: What did you do this weekend?
Guy Two: Well I went to the Museum of Natural History where they had a fascinating exhibit on indigenous tribes of Africa...
Guy One: *yawn*
Guy Two:...um..eh...then my cousin got murdered...
Guy One: Holy shit! Really?!?!
Guy Two: Well I went to the Museum of Natural History where they had a fascinating exhibit on indigenous tribes of Africa...
Guy One: *yawn*
Guy Two:...um..eh...then my cousin got murdered...
Guy One: Holy shit! Really?!?!
by chunkylover86 April 28, 2009
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Commonly thought to be a word of its own, Cussin or Cussing is saying the word "curse" with an accent.
Most common in the southern US, where the southern accent originated from Scottish/Irish dialect. Although it is most common in the south, since most people think its a word of its own, it has spread throughout the entire US.
Most common in the southern US, where the southern accent originated from Scottish/Irish dialect. Although it is most common in the south, since most people think its a word of its own, it has spread throughout the entire US.
If you say "cursing" with an Irish, Scottish, or even a British accent, it sounds similar to "cussing". Now give it a nice southern drawn and drop the G off for good measure. Cussin.
by neoxide October 12, 2012
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A person around the way that you grew up with or who is just that person who has your back. They come with a lot of clout because you get to pick this cousin and throw shade on dem real cousins that you aint feelin at the moment. Which probably means you don't want to hear the truth that a real family member will say to you. lol
Hey homie. Who is that fire that is with you all the time?.. Haha.. Oh that is my play cousin.. So can I get at that?. Can you hook us up???........Nope, she might not be my play cousin next week!!!!!!
by GirlieTruth June 27, 2018
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Hey Jim, did you see Ryan last night with Samantha, wasn't he with Katie not too long ago? Yeah he is a cousin slayer.
by TheKingSlayer December 13, 2012
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2.A relative who's your parent's cousin's child. Basically they share great grandparents with you.
2.A relative who's your parent's cousin's child. Basically they share great grandparents with you.
by Celyuh May 27, 2016
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