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by THE PERSON WHO SAVED YOU February 23, 2011
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I carried a watermelon.

From Jennifer Grey's character, Baby in Dirty Dancing when she was talking to Patrick Swayze's character, Johnny and holding a watermelon. Used when you're talking to someone you like and say something completely embarrassing.
Crush: Hey, what's going on?
You (holding watermelon): I carried a watermelon!
by droppingeaves August 16, 2005
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patriotically correct

Colin Kaepernick sitting during the national anthem as a form of protest is NOT patriotically correct.
by blacktrojan3921 September 10, 2016
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political correctness

Being politically correct means always having to say your sorry.
Sensitivity training, or any of the other thousands of idiotic liberal concepts.
by storm2k August 2, 2003
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Auto-correct

At fault for word(s):

It’s an assist to the scapegoat when officially yet unofficially calling a spade a spade. It’s kind of like saying “mybad” but this is a definite upgrade and carries a very official sounding apology. This single multi-excusable word can be used in any fashion so utilize in your arsenal of doubt or direct conversation.
situation:
Texter 1:yo you bringin the whore over.

Texter 2: WTF?

Texter 1: Damn you AUTO-CORRECT, I meant to say "it would honor us if you bring your lady over to enjoy or join in on our festivities."
by StyleDogg October 28, 2011
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Carrie

(Note: the girl I'm describing is named Caroline but goes by Carrie)
The sexiest, most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She loves her friends and would do anything for them. She loves to try new things and has the biggest heart EVER. beware, she won't date you if you ask her out before even knowing her. She's the sweetest person ever. she doesn't necessarily enjoy rejecting guys. Just because she has to do often doesnt mean she enjoys it. It's not her fault every guy falls for her within seconds of talking to her. She makes an awesome best friend, always willing to listen and help you with anything you could possibly need. Her friends mean everything to her, and she loves her boyfriend with all her heart. She will always have your back, and tells you everything. She does tend to be a little flirty without meaning to, so don't ask her out until you're sure she likes you. She prefers to be around guys instead of girls because she thinks girls can be catty abd over dramatic. Her favorite thing to do is just to be with her friends having a good time. She doesn't like chick flicks, so you won't ever be forced to go see a movie you don't want to. She's one of those girls that is always happy. Even if she's having a really bad day, she won't let it bring her down. Always smiling, it's impossible not to love her. She's way too much fun too be around. She often won't believe you when you compliment her. She'll almost always either ignore your comment or brush it off.
Kyle: Hey, did you see Carrie today?
James: Yeah. She the best friend anyone could ever ask for. I talk to her everyday.
Kyle: Lucky!
by Carrie's Admirer February 9, 2014
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political correctness

-collective stupidity
-when you practice this you are practicing and participating in some unkown collective religion
by Nada January 2, 2006
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