Confederate flag

Flag flown by the southern (losing) states in the American Civil War. It used to just represent racism, hatred,and slavery - but now includes all red state "values", including xenophobia, jingoism, treason, incest, and gun ownership. In short, representing all things deplorable in human nature.

When Steve ran out of toilet paper he thought about using a Confederate flag to wipe his ass, but he decided to walk around with shit stains rather than handle that deplorable symbol of bigotry and hatred.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018

corn-fed honey

An attractive, physically fit and hearty person from the midwest, including Wisconsin, Illinois, Michigan, Iowa, Missouri and Minnesota. They typically have a mellow, affable attitude, a great do-it-yourself sensibility and a sweet, sweet ass.

"I met this handsome guy from Wisconsin"
"Looks like you caught yourself a corn-fed honey"

by rtschnei March 25, 2014

corned beef doughnut

A woman's anal passage.

Keith - "Did you shag that bird last night?"

Wesley - "Yeah mate, right up the corned beef doughnut!"

by Draz1000 November 8, 2007

corned beef inspector

A male homosexual

Did you see that corned beef inspector at the club last night? He was a raging flamer.

by suckdeeznuts March 15, 2009

Confederacy of Liars

Any organized group of people who generally make a practice of lying.

" They didn't want the truth to come out, they are a confederacy of liars."

by MIL April 12, 2006

corned

When a you suck dick and graze you teeth along the shaft causing friction on the skin like removing corn off the cob.

Him: fuck bro she corned me last night

Friend: damn son! hope junior is all G!

by Jaelizzzlemahnizzle September 24, 2016

fuck confederacy

The thing you say to piss off the inbred sons of bitches.

"My heritage bitch"
"You lost get over it. Come on. Fuck Confederacy"
"What'd you say you Liberal?"

by Fucktheconfederates February 10, 2018