Jamaican Corndog

When you poop on a MILF's chest, then have poopy sex with the breasts. Preferably having her kids watching.

I gave Stephen's mom a Jamaican Corndog while Stephen was watching, then had a long shower.

by Smelly Corn November 25, 2009

Cordova

A sexual act where the male smashes a bottle of champagne against the girl's head as he finishes. The motion is similar to that of christening a boat.

Margie's had a bump on her head from when Anthony Cordova'd her last night.

by jessiecho August 8, 2014

Chinese Corndog

A punishment for rapists in which involves the removal of their penis, the hollowing out of the penis cartilage and the stapling of the penis skin to the end of a broomstick, followed by sodomizing of the rapist with said device.

Did you hear about that douchbag who raped that one chick?" "Yeah, that dude should so get a chinese corndog

by CodeHipster October 28, 2010

crusty corndog

A surprise sex act where, while having sex with a woman on the beach, the man pulls out, sticks his penis in the sand, and quickly shoves it back in.

I fucked my girlfriend on the beach the other day. She's been such a bitch lately I was tempted to give her a crusty corndog.

by pwntang April 16, 2008

Corndog

Frozen hotdog covered in corn meal batter, in this reference it is used as a cooling device.

damn son, it's hot as fuck outside and my air conditioner broke so i had to stick a corndog up my ass.

also: why you walking so funny bro, "cause it's hot as fuck!!".
what's up, your balls or something?? naw son!! i got

a frozen corndog up my ass!!!

by GodSkorn July 20, 2015

Laura Cordova

The most bad ass, gorgeous,legendary girl ever.(also has a nice ass)

-man, did you see that girl?
-naw..whatd she look like?
-laura cordova dude!

by CL13 April 4, 2009

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

A meme originating from Basilmarket created by a poster named 1evenstar. The meme started when a basiler asked if a 270m glitter glove was worth it. After posting the response "Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled", it was copied and pasted for the next 10 pages.

TS: Is this glitter glove worth it?
Reply: Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

by Fireboy2325 January 13, 2011