Simon Cowell

An old fat ugly stupid plastic faced cunt that has no talent, but thinks he has the right to tell people they have no talent. Also has an ugly wife that is only with him for his money.

That Simon Cowell is such a plastic faced fucking cunt.

by johndoe911 July 20, 2022

Liam O'Connell

Pro cross country runner for the expert pennsbury team; for ever locked in a battle with Jon Killoran.

Jon Killoran and Liam O'Connell are beatin' the shit out each utter.

by Clark-e October 14, 2011

Doing a Fionn O'Connell

When you grind your heel into a cess pool of broken glass, bong water, eggs, benzos, and blood

John; omg did you see james at the sesh last night he full was Doing a Fionn O'Connell

by Finn Sky April 11, 2022

Simon Cowell

An extremely sweet, sexy, funny, charming British man who is most known for his juding on both Pop Idol and American Idol.

I want to marry Simon Cowell.

by Kirstie May 20, 2004

Colwelled

To go out on the town dressed like a male model, hit on anything with fake tits, get numbers from the fake tits and proceed to never call them.

I colwelled all last night

by Jon Scragg February 1, 2008

Sully Connell

better known as stretchedlobes on tumblr, he has long, blonde hair, blue eyes, and is most loved for his "I- dont-give-a-flying-fuck" attitude.

omg did you see Sully Connell's new post on tumblr today?!?!?!

by poopsmcgee21234567890987654324 November 21, 2011

Colwell'd

When a person expectedly (or unexpectedly) interrupts the conclusion of n interaction between two or more people.

1. Radio DJ Colwell'd the end of the song by speaking over the end.
2.

Person X: Anyway, great discussion. Are you free next week?
Person Y: Oh, absolutely. May I have your -
Person Z: HAAAAAAAAAAAY EVERYBODY!
Person X: We seem to have been Colwell'd.

by mackadacker April 3, 2013