paper contractor

A person who has passed all the tests and earned a Contractor's license. Yet has never done any hands on work in construction and signs off the paperwork for the work crew.

At first I was a paper contractor. Then I started to work alongside my crew to have a hands on understanding of the finer details of this business.

by Douglas Linleaf September 18, 2022

Benzene Contractor

A silly lil ginger guy from beloved welcoming kiwi blitz
Also my son

Benzene Contractor is the silliest lil guy ever :3 - me

by ERIC POCKETS NO.1 FAN May 30, 2023

Controcorrecter

Correcting your words if he/she texting with a conversation in real life.
Other words: Controcorrected, Convercorrecter, Convercorrected.

We are in a conversation, and he controcorrected. Controcorrecter it.

by ZoneGamer August 3, 2019

contracore

contracore is an aesthetic based around alternative 90’s music, retro clothes, contra by vampire weekend, and the god/goddess of all... chloe woodard !!

what’s ur aesthetic? you’re so retro and your music is cool!

it’s contracore!

by jumping noodle March 11, 2020

correctoranus

Arsehole who corrects everything.

Don't be a correctoranus.

by HoweRando September 4, 2021

constructorbation

Among other things, when you write Java, especially when you write a new class.

Microtest-driven UML-oriented smalltalk sprints turnted out to be constructorbation. Real programming was thereafter conducted in perl-compatible regex.

by birdspit December 21, 2022

constrictor rings

Circumferential indentations left when you make a turd so long that you have to take some pauses, tighten your sphincter, and then finish the job.

After eating that whole brisket, I took a Bigfoot sized turd that had constrictor rings.

by N. Chastain June 4, 2023