confetti ready

When you cum on her

Yo she was wearing panties that said “confetti ready” she wanted it bad

by imma get u 😯 🔫 November 15, 2023

time confetti

the amount of time in doing little tasks throughout a day

In her book Overwhelmed, author Brigid Schulte makes an important distinction between time chunks and time confetti.

by zodiacoflom March 4, 2015

Atomic Confetti

The act of a man inserting a tampon into his rectum while he has a sick stomach and asking his partner to pull the string of the tampon out making a surprise explosion of diarrhea confetti!

“I heard our neighbors wife screaming last night. Turns out Joel pulled the good old Atomic Confetti trick on her!”

by katvond16 September 29, 2021

Scottish Confetti

Similar to, "Irish Confetti," but instead of rocks and sticks being used as projectiles in a rebellious protest, the projectiles consist of feces and buckets of piss.

When they were publicly protesting the taxes on city water-pipes, Angus and his crew got so wound-up that they threw Scottish Confetti towards the Governor's podium; can someone please go bail them out?

by mysticklemom February 13, 2021

Confetti

Is a great friend when it comes to giving suggestions and ideas.
Doesn’t let you go the boring “flower and chocolates” route with its super pretty and useful gift boxes.

Always available for you when you're confused or running out of time.

Looking for a last minute gift? Just Confetti it!

by thebestgifter November 24, 2021

Locker Room Confetti

When one shaves their pubes in a locker room and throws it over top of a surprised co-worker.

It's Ben's birthday today, this calls for some locker room confetti!

by Coondog22 July 27, 2024

Meat Confetti

When someone throws bacon bits at you in celebration of a special day, like Kwanzaa or Easter.

John was not expecting anything for his birthday, but starting it off with meat confetti really changed his mood.

by BabaYaga'sFluidDispenser August 4, 2020