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compensation

something that everyone in the world does all the time.
even you
compensation
by awesnemity June 1, 2010
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spontanious combustion

My pre-teen daughter explained spontaneous combustion as:

a random and sudden outburst of laughter
Suffering from spontanious combustion usually stems from nervousness or excitement.

This girl in dentention was given almost 2 months because she went into a spontanious combustion situation.
by G's Spot December 28, 2005
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compilation

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by alzeihmers January 7, 2003
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anti-compilationist

Someone who finds the idea of compilation CDs revolting for at least one of the following reasons:

1. The song-by-song nature of digital downloading has made compilations a restrictive, overexpensive, and unnecessary.

2. By buying it you allow the record companies to define what's "the best," which usually consists of the singles that those companies pushed hardest, and everyone knows the best songs on an album are the ones you never hear on the radio.

3. By buying compilations, you are denying yourself the pleasure of listening to an wide catalogue of music as it was first listened to, and thus have no sense of history.

4. Any compilations you do have in your possession should be hand-crafted and traded with prospective girlfriends.
Arthur: Ugh, my Mom just bought the Cars' greatest hits. She just doesn't get it.

Doug: Why must you be such an anti-compilationist?
by Monty Park July 6, 2009
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herb combustion

mary: "who's up for some herb combustion?"

jane: "i am!"
by bobby bobbington May 16, 2015
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Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex
Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”
by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019
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Copulation Imperative

The reason for being if you are a male.
Common evolution theory states that the man's instinct to copulate overrides all but the most basic functions of survival. If you’ve ever been a member of a fraternity you understand.
by JohnnySix January 27, 2003
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