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Computer guy

The go to guy for all of your computer repair needs. You all know him in a way. Sitting in your class with a laptop running some weird OS you don't recognize, always speaking more in technical terminology and numbers than plain English. Often quiet and somewhat introverted, the computer guy is always willing to lend a helping hand to someone in dire technological straits. Often more friendly and less odorous than other varieties of his kind such as the computer nerd or Linux fanatic.
Distraught student: Ah man, I think my computer ate my report!
Friend: No sweat, go talk to computer guy. I think he lives on second floor of the next hall.
by M.C. HARDDrive December 9, 2008
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computer

That addicting little box you're sitting in front of
*twitch* I've got to get on my computer. I haven't been on for 20 minutes. *twitch*
by Gemini Twin #2 December 28, 2005
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Computer Virus

1.) Any program on your computer that reproduces its code
2.) Any program on your computer that completely fucks it up and disables its ability to work properly
3.) A said program that you probably got when you opened an e-mail you didn't know who it was from or downloaded something that you didn't know what it was
4.) Windows
Person 1: My computer keeps crashing, I think it has a virus.
Person 2: Did you open any emails you recieved from a stranger?
1: No.
2: Did you download any strange files?
1: No.
2: Are you running Windows?
1: Yes.
by Definition DemonX October 9, 2004
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computer

The reason I can't enjoy my weekends anymore. The almighty consumer of time. This machine will eat your soul and sell the last few bits on eBay.
What? Explorer froze on my computer's process manager? I'll just end and then start the process again. (desktop crashes)
by Anonymous 3.00 BETA February 21, 2009
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compuclutter

A desktop with many icons, organized in a very unorganized fashion
Alex's desktop was so compucluttered, you couldn't find the program you wanted even if you tried.
by typezeroxx October 29, 2007
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computergasm

Orgasmic behavior caused by extreme delight with some aspect of a computer.
She had a computergasm when she saw a picture of her kitty on her new 24 inch widescreen monitor.
by Crawford Best February 18, 2008
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Computerologist

One who fixes computer systems.
Aww man!My computer is crashing.Can you fix it?
No man! Do I look like a freaking computerologist to you?!
by janets February 24, 2010
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