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Cog Sucker

A person who prefers yellow cameras and inferior machine vision products. A person who often uses the phrase "do you know who I am" or "Do you know who I work for?" Cog Suckers are a tight knit group who's membership bounds are impenetrable.
Hey have you talked to Matthew recently?

Matthew? you mean that cog sucker?

You know what, I am tired of those cog suckers walking around with their big nose in the air.
by Ray Pinhose March 17, 2011
mugGet the Cog Suckermug.

Cog

A pivoting cock rotating specifically counter clock wise on a Wednesday afternoon at exactly 1:05 pm
Leo:”Your cog is so hot

River:”Oh I know
by SIGuyTheFlyGuy February 2, 2022
mugGet the Cogmug.

cogged

Describes a person or situation when someone experiences substantial cognitive dissonance (abbreviated) and the 'cogs' of the mind get stuck.
He pointed out that animals are more cruel to each other in the wild than domesticated by humans. The PETA rep became silent, unsure how to respond. Looks like he's cogged.
by Jimmawww July 9, 2021
mugGet the coggedmug.

Cogging

The act of tying one's penis into a knot.
Matthew messed up the cogging process and lost all the blood flow in his penis.
by Dr. Cogsworth June 11, 2024
mugGet the Coggingmug.

Cog a gun

Equip a gun, (mostly used in ghetto slang)
1: How do you wanna get those $100?
2: I'll simply cog a gun and rob a cat.
3: You sure? Well good luck then..
by DeltaKT July 6, 2018
mugGet the Cog a gunmug.

COG

I can’t send you nudes, I’m a COG.
by Daddy’s Girl69 May 6, 2020
mugGet the COGmug.

Cog Haircut

The haircut of a person who has been influenced by their superiors at their place of work to only have the most basic of all haircuts. This is because they act as a cog in the machine and all that matters is their labor, not their personality. Children who go to schools with a strict dress code may also have Cog Haircuts.
Friend 2: Ayo your homie’s hair looks like ass.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.
by stalepork6 May 28, 2021
mugGet the Cog Haircutmug.

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