Coffee

That brown liquid you see your dad drink every day. Smells good

Coffee is for old people

by SUMFURRYTHING June 26, 2016

Coffee

Coffee Is A 100% Legal Drink Most Commonly Drinken By “Finnains”

“Hey Fin Wana Go do Math?”
“Nah Coffee’s cheeper”
“I ment meth..”
“I know”

by NotRayden September 3, 2019

Coffee

One that is coughed upon.

I have coughed on you, you are now a coffee.

by Andrew Cham July 21, 2008

Coffee

A drink kids drink so they don’t fail school, without coffee colleges wouldn’t have kids in them because no one would qualify.

Dude, I need coffee if I don’t have it I will fall asleep I’m math again!

by Darebear1998 January 4, 2019

Coffee

N. Marijuana, weed, reefer, etc. Just another slang word for the best medicine in the world.

Devin woke up to the sweet smell of coffee which brought a big smile to his face.

by Fishman the Great July 3, 2007

Coffee

(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

I didn't mean to make Bob the coffee, but I could stop coughing!

by Tim McGuinness May 29, 2008

Coffee

(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

"Did you just cough on me?"

"Yes, you're a coffee"

by TangoApple December 7, 2009