Mr. Coconut

A coconut from TDI. (Total Drama Island)

Owen (A character from TDI) grabs a random coconut that fell off a tree and names it "Mr. Coconut" which annoyed Heather, Duncan, and Gwen. (also characters from TDI) Mr. Coconut stays with Owen for that whole episode, until Chris Mclean (The host of the show) throws him into the water to avoid anyone else getting off at the voting ceremony. However, Duncan gets voted off in the voting ceremony the following episode.

Owen: MR. COCONUT NOOOOO!!!!!
Heather: Everything we discussed back there, stays back there.
Duncan: Oh yeah.
Gwen: No argument.

by ¯\_㋡_/¯ April 20, 2021

Coconut Crab

The Coconut Crab. Possibly the scariest mutha f*ckin' crustacean that ever ruled The Seven Seas. It climbs Trees, Grabs a coconuts with a big-ass claw, Then drops to ground where it can eat it and other food such as nuts, fruits, and THE SOULS OF MANKIND! Coconut crabs tend to range in size from 16 inches to COLOSSAL DOOM! Despite being a crab it can't breathe underwater and Drowns. Instead of Lungs The Coconut Crab has a branchiostegal lung Which is a mix of Lungs and gills which proves its evolving to conquer Land and Sea. It has 10 legs freaky claws that allow it to climb upsi-freakin'-down, an unbreakable shell And Two Scary ass Claws, one Scarier assed than the other! The only way to protect oneself from this MONSTROSITY Is by living in a hot air balloon... Forever... Until you die. Yeah, Their that Freakin, Scary...

Toby: Hey! I just bought a hot air balloon!
Erik: Just in time too! Coconut crabs Are taking over the Planet!
(As Fire Engulfs the city the duo flee the city)
Toby: We made it! We'll Live forever!
Erik: Toby... I'm Secretly a coconut crab...
Toby: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

by B00G3RFAC3! August 2, 2012

Coconut mall

If you get coconut malled you getting owned by someone

NATHAN JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED

by Isayestothis February 8, 2021

coconuts

Tits, boobs, breasts, melons, jugs.

She's got a lovely pair of coconuts!!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Coconut

Mexican gone white, brown on the ouside white on the inside.

Justin is a Coconut

by Ed April 7, 2004

Coconut Cunthole

Someone who acts as a friend, but really is gathering information to:
a) use against you
b)to use out of context
or
c)to twist into something completely false.

She will always be a coconut cunthole.

by Donimatrix December 17, 2008

coconut girl

A girl who can be hard and tough towards you ( like the out side of a coconut) but at other times can be sweet and filled with freshness ( like the inside of a coconut ) these girls are often white girls

Wow I don't know what that girl wants she is being such a coconut girl

by Kdog360 March 31, 2015