cock

it is wat makes the world go round if there wernt any coks round ow would us females suvive our mouths would go dry and yer well u got da pic.

i wana suk on your cock

by missy mistermena erin April 22, 2004

cock

common farm animal, quite confused that men mistakenly describe him to be of only 12 inches in height.

Man: "Mine's a big one at 10 inches"! Common Farm Animal: 'Damn these humans...I am much taller'.

by Christiane Rosenblatt January 2, 2007

cock

a chicken you morons!

Oh my God, that guy is about to stick his cock in that chicken!

by Up Yours Society February 4, 2009

cock

the dangly thing we're all familiar with.

- daddy, daddy, look at that huge cock!
- JESUS COMPELS YOU SON!

by sir Lamingtons August 16, 2010

cock

A fucking rooster.

Me: "Hey, you want to pet my cock?"
girl: "Eww, get away from me you fucking pervert."
Me: No no, (holds out rooster) I mean my pet cock, you wanna pet it?"

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

cock

a cockroach that is under ur bed

y are u lookin up cock on the urban dictionary perv

OMG THERES A COCK ON THE WALL

by c09uhcg December 8, 2020

cock

Cock, or C.O.C.K, is the shorter version of "Central Oklahoma Christ Killers", an organization that claims to have killed Jesus. Every member is inbred at least 4 generations back and have drinking problems.

"Bitches and gentlemen, welcome to the annual cock convention. Now stand up for the rational antenna... uh... fuck, where's my moonshine?"

by CrappyScrap June 25, 2015