Coat Sleever 

A turd that's as long as your coat sleeve.

Urgh!! Some dirty bastard's left a right coat sleever in the toilet.

Coat Sleever by Ddraig73 July 18, 2019

coat rack 

when a dude holds a girls stuff knowing that they dont like them

stop being a coat rack u simp

coat rack by vayjon February 11, 2020

Coat hanger insemination

When one lathers sperm on the curved end of a coat hanger, which is then inserted all their way into the vagina repeatedly at exactly 15 mph until the coat hanger has been cleansed of the sperm and is clean as a pipe cleaner.

Becky: Hey Jane, was your coat hanger insemination successful?
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!

Coat hanger insemination by JSwizzzzz November 4, 2020

Coat hanger 

Republicans

Republicans like to use coat hangers

Coat hanger by Hardly Q January 3, 2021

coat hanger scramble 

Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.

However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.

Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"

Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"

coat hanger scramble by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021

Coat-Drag 

Coat-Drag/ Coat-Dragging: 1. Is an instance where an individual dies and the corpse is kept on its feet so as to appear to be standing or walking by those who are intent to possess the contents of its' pockets.

2. Also; where something which is dead is made to appear to be alive still for profit by unscrupulous individuals.

1. They coat dragged an old lady for two whole blocks through a crowd an nobody noticed she was dead.
2. Its' like they're coat dragging their Father; by cashing his social security checks when he's dead.

3. My girlfriend keeps Coat-dragging me about my ex to get me to buy things for her.

4. It's dead and over, stop coat-dragging it already.
3.

Coat-Drag by Stale Cracker January 17, 2021

Coat Chaser 

A woman outside of or adjacent to the medical profession who only goes for/chases after doctors. They've been known to stake out hospitals whilst on Tinder and make bogus specialist appointments after finding the best looking doctor on Zoc Doc, as well as other absurd strategies to get that MD D.

Katya is such a coat chaser; she's been banned from the premises of half the hospitals in town.

Coat Chaser by crazytexan181 April 7, 2021