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cum clot 

A cumclot is what a proffer pulls outta its ass after a turd burglar blows a load of jizz up it.
Fer fucks sake that's the filthy fag Maguire off TV . He left a cum clot outta his naked ass on the bus seat after he sat on that black dudes cock in the back row...
cum clot by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 11, 2020
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Cunt Clot 

noun - a group, consisting of three or more persons, who are each individually acting like a giant cunt.
I was at my son’s soccer game, when a giant cunt clot emerged from a Mercedes-Benz SUV, talking badly about other player’s mothers.
Cunt Clot by CumOnFeet November 16, 2022

snot clot 

The gooey white blob leftover from when a guy cums directly, or indirectly, in a girl's nostril(s).
She would'nt stop bitchin.. so I grabbed her hair and gave her the biggest snot clot yet.
snot clot by TZ January 7, 2005
Any dump that requires more than one flush; the toilet killer.
"Dude i just took a major pot clot, look i got a pic!"
pot clot by Bladebird August 17, 2007

Clit Clot 

(n.) The Clit Clot is a Zulu sexual maneuver studied only recently by Western anthropologists in the past decade. When observed, many it could be described as a "...banging of the drums, the rhythm of the coming war. It starts the primal urges, causing the vaginal juice to flow." The act itself appears similar to the Donkey Punch in theory, however in practice, the hunter faces his vulnerable victim, and the punch is targeted at the mainframe of the female: the clit. Clitoris.
Lady Gaga requested a Clit Clot.
Clit Clot by chewable September 2, 2010

blood clot 

stems from blood cloth. blood cloth meaning a tampon. when calling someone a blood clat you are indeed calling them a tampon. so watch those foul mouths.
oi blud clut why on earth are you being so darned annoying! i hope we can put this behind us and instead be friends.
blood clot by gallipoli December 12, 2004