clintonclysm

From Clinton + cataclysm
A predicted large scale violent event accompaning a Clinton presidency.
antonym: trumpocalypse

Tough choice, bro. It's either the trumpocalypse or a major clintonclysm. Whatever happens, I'm heading to Canada.

by wolfreporter May 18, 2016

Eric Clapton

Eric Clapton was born in Surrey, England, 30 March 1945. One of the finest blues guitarists of his generation. Played awesome guitar with The Yardbirds, John Mayall's Bluesbreakers (possibly some of his greatest work), and Cream. Other bands included the short-lived Blind Faith and Derek and The Dominos, before going solo with great success. Clapton's nicknames are "Slowhand", and even "God". Is a great player, but "greatest on the planet"? I dunno, he may not even be the greatest in Surrey (Jeff Beck grew up not too far from Clapton). Anyway, its debatable, but who wants to talk about music when you can be enjoying it instead?

1. Eric Clapton is a great guitar player, but what on earth does Roger Waters (also a great artist in his own right) have to do with anything?

2. Buddy Guy doesnt believe that you HAVE to be black to play the blues, neither did BB, Freddie and Albert, or Muddy Waters, so who the hell am I to argue with them?

by Malicious Matt September 26, 2005

clintonesque

Having Clinton-like qualities. In matters of speech, to parse the English language so painfully at a direct question as to avoid responsibility for your own actions. In matters of conduct, to be more interested in #1, instead of the greater good.

His actions as well as speech are rather clintonesque.

by tradesman April 23, 2003

Clifton li

In Canada, Clifton Li is to mean

"The Brotha of All Dads"

Allan: Yo man, your dad is super l337 pwnz0rs of a playa.
Clem: Indeed, He is the Clifton Li.

by Jehu July 6, 2004

cleptomediac

Cleptomediac's are people obsessed with hording media, such as downloaded music and movies. They are only happy when they have complete sets of data.

Alternative spellings are Kleptomediac

Bob is such a cleptomediac, ask him for any TV show's you're looking for.

by jupiter909 October 20, 2011

Clint Eastwood

The man Chuck Norris wants to be.

A: Wow! Chuck Norris is great!

B: (to crowd) Don't mind him, he never watched Clint Eastwood movie.

C: They say that he has 11 tigers power.

by El Habibi June 20, 2013

clintoff

The outcome of November 8th, 2016 when Hillary decided to not deliver her concession speech.

Surprising the world, Hillary lost the election and failed to address her constituents with a speech on election night - she pulled a Clintoff.

by coMANd'r November 9, 2016