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Cleaning My Socks

Used to describe the event that just took place of hooking up at a party, or in the front of a pickup, and using your socks to clean up the mess. You then continue to party sockless.
Hey man we thought you left the party

No, I'm just cleaning my socks.
by Jordan "PIHB" Craig April 21, 2008
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Clavin

A nice person that people wants hangout with and likes to play Basketball 🏀
I like playing with Clavin In sports
by Clavin | Clay April 29, 2019
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Cleaning your room

When you go into your room, close the door and turn the vacuum on so no one can hear you. You then begin to dry hump your bed. Soon you take your pants off and begin to violently masturbate. You get so into it you begin to throw things and knock things over and then you jizz everywhere.
Example of cleaning your room:

Jill: So why haven't you been answering my calls?
Brian: Ive been cleaning my room.
Jill: I hope you used the vacuum
by theking0514 November 4, 2010
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cleaning the fish tank

A slang term for lesbians eating each other out.
What were u girls doing in there? Cleaning the fish tank.
by Slam Clown January 20, 2010
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Clearing brush

a term white people use for picking up ugly bitches at a bar
Get out my way, we're going out tonight and clearing brush
by realtalkTea November 18, 2010
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clearingshop

A logical derivation of the common English word clearinghouse. It defines entities which obtain assets, property, etc. and liquidate them to the public at below wholesale prices.
There is an online auto parts clearinghouse that bears the name clearingshop.com
by robert berry December 14, 2008
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Selective Cleaning Disorder

Being told to clean or knowing that you need to clean, yet you don't. Instead you get on Facebook and look up words on Urban Dictionary. Then you clean when you absolutely have to (ie: company is coming over), have nothing better to do, or have a sudden urge to clean. But when you do choose to clean, you clean to the best of your ability. It really is a sickness of the mind because most likely you live in a fairly messy, yet often organized, house.
I've been putting off cleaning my room for three weeks, but now that my friends are coming over the entire house has to be spotless! I must have Selective Cleaning Disorder!
by createsnap October 27, 2010
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