clarinated

Totally immersed in everything that has to do with the clarinet: technique, printed music for clarinet and where to get the music, reeds, auditions, etc. From CLARINet + marinATED.

John is really clarinated---I know he'll ace the next audition!

by pentozali April 17, 2009

clairissa

Is a bomb boss as bitch that needs a boyfriend but be loyal guys 😩💦❤️

Dude that girl clairissa I'm so gonna ask her out !

by Clairrrrrer March 15, 2017

Rusty Clarinet

The act of eating out a nasty girl's asshole while simultaneously digging through her vast expanse of pubis trying to find her pleasure pearl. Very similar to the rusty trumpet only the giver of the anal pleasures needs two hands to manipulate the forest resembling the playing of a clarinet.

Emily's pubes were so dense that while I was licking her balloon knot I couldn't find her clit. Therefore it appeared that I was playing a rusty clarinet.

by Jack Meoff IV December 18, 2006

Clairissa

A girl usually pretty shy and more on the quiet side. Not much of a party goer but loves a good laugh here and there. Has many secrets but doesn't flaunt them and stays far away from drama. Clairissa's are usually smart but not very smart in common sense. Usually very clumsy and has a very short memory. She is usual more of a self conscious person who has a very hateful look on her life but loves to help others love themselves. Clairissa is someone who has lots of love and is always ready to give.

You have to find yourself a Clairissa. I heard they are the bomb.

by That_girl_in_the_corner February 2, 2019

claiming

when u in a gang

by YoungCali August 27, 2003

bass clarinet player

Usually a player of the bass clarinet which is just like a regular clarinet but lower. Might be friends with the alto saxophone player and may cause unneeded drama in band.

A bass clarinet player that finds the need to date all saxophone players of her class

by alskj November 23, 2007

Clairify

verb: When girls and/or women named Claire take over a conversation by telling mildly over-confident stories about their own personal experiences, thereby subtly directing the conversation so that it revolves totally around them.

Friend: "I think my boyfriend might be cheating on me!"
Claire: "That happened to me once, too. It was really sad and hard because I ..."

(20 minutes pass)
Friend: "Thanks for Clairifying! UGH!"

by bellcla February 3, 2010