Citon

A failed attempt at convincing the public of IT competency

Citon has been "serving" the mid-west for over 25 years...

by Decathlon January 5, 2026

Aussie Cigourette

The "Aussie Cigourette" is a cigarette made from already smoked cigarettes, from the little left tabbaco. Why Asustralian ? In australia, pack of cigarettes is almost 50€ and more, and so smokes are expensive. This makes people actually recyclate the used cigs, and save money. "cigourette" is a Gibberish - Aussie accent pun.

(After taking a boof)
+Oy, that cig's fokin disgoostin, where ya got em ?
-It's an aussie cigourette mate.
+Ye, no wonders.

by Někdo random October 21, 2019

three citiots

a TV show created by osla about three friends named phil (Freddie potts) Freddy (noah sudell) Oscar (Oscar Byrne) and gary (Tom chapman-fox) who live in new york

Jim: hey did you watch the new three citiots episode
joe: how did you get in my house?

by oscarbyrne1 September 7, 2021

meep citious

It’s a very nice place. It was inspired by a lovely, “imaginary” girl named Meep Girl. She inspired Milly, Anna Maria, Anna, Katie, McKenzie, and JJ to create this dandy word.

Everyone was singing in a meep citious way.

by meepcityious August 19, 2022

college citoyen

oh where to start. this shitty ass school in the worst canadian province (quebec). So many fucking rich kids, wannabes, hoes and shit. i fkg hate it here. the teachers are the worst except for the history one. The monitors are the biggest assfaces ever. Old ass french people fuckin annoy me. oh to burn this school down (all jokes accept my submission). Full of dreadheads. no fkg fights. no drama. gay ahh school. shi look fuckin lgbtq frm the outside. hard ass homework, hard ass tests. like math n shit hard asl like pipe down on yo shi tf. I can go on n on but yeah fuq dis skl

bro 1: yoo bro what u school u go to
bro 2: college citoyen
bro 1: ah nah i feel bad bro fr

by fuqmahschook November 20, 2022

Josiah ciego

Josiah Ciego is a boy who has a huge penis. He is very inteligent, very attractive, and very athletic. Josiah ciego is just perfect overall.

That guys pulls all the hot babes just like Josiah Ciego.

by Pussydestoyer29 November 20, 2023

Silver Citroen c8 from poland

It's just an inside joke you'll never understand

Hey look it's the silver Citroen c8 from poland

by Jayden S.L.H October 4, 2025